The 10 lies of Fashionistas
Can you relate to the, “I have nothing to wear” line you always tell yourself? Don’t worry we’ve all been there, but here is a full l list of the top 10 lies!
- 1. These shoes are so comfortable.
Your feet are covered in blisters, but you'd rather go up in flames than admit that you’re beautiful shoes are slowly killing you. Is there somewhere to sit ...?
- 2. I do not follow trends.
"How do I get Cara Delevingne's eyebrows and wear a crop top?"
- 3. I have a limited budget.
I'm not going shopping for the next month! Going on a shopping spree sounded like a good idea until you found out about the new Céline store - next month for sure.
- 4. It is Altuzarra!
Okay, fine, it's Altuzarra for Target.
- 5. A bag worth € 5,000 is an investment.
Well according to fashion math, if I use it everyday for the next 3 years, that's only 4.56 euros a day and that's a bargain.
- 6. I will wear a lot of color this season.
They swear to try bright colors and pastels in the spring, but somehow end up in a complete black ensemble (with the accent of a red lip - that counts as color, right?)
- 7. Of course, it's sample size!
No one can know that you canceled your Pilates sessions three times in a row.
- 8. I'm on my way.
You haven't even picked out your „accessories" yet, you will not be there on time. But fashionably late is your thing anyway.
- 9. I'm not high-maintenance.
I only need the bare essentials like food, water and a Chanel-boy bag. Oh, and those Alexander Wang booties.
- 10. I have nothing to wear!
The classic, ever-popular fashionista lie.
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